You've been standing in line for the last ten minutes...you should know what you want already.
No, there is no earthly way possible to cook a steak in under five minutes.
If you need to be somewhere quickly...go somewhere with Fast food.
Continually coming up and asking for something ten times I've already said no to just makes me not want to help you.
I'm not your mother.
Get off the phone and order your food.
Yes, "we ran out" means there will be no more, at all, today.
There are twelve TV's blasting ESPN and a bunch of girls talking in the corner, speak up!
No, you cannot go to some far distance place and expect us to come find you with your food.
We make our pizza BY HAND. It will Not be delivered in under half an hour under Any circumstances.
Little Caesar's is cheaper.
Yes, the people that were after you got their food first because their food cooks faster.
Eat off your plate, not the table.
I only have two hands, so if you ordered three things, I won't bring everything the first time.
If you insist on giving complicated orders, the likelihood of it getting messed up goes up exponentially.
You have legs, get it yourself.
Thank you for letting me vent.
